{"product_id":"lemon-m-a-s-h-h","title":"Lemon M*A*S*H  (H)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon MAS*H (Lemon Tree × GMO × Wedding Cake)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon M\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eH*—a loud, complex strain that brings citrus, funk, and dessert gas into one perfectly chaotic mix. This isn’t your average lemon profile—this is layered, aggressive, and unforgettable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrack the bag and it jumps out immediately—sharp lemon zest and sour citrus peel hit first, followed by that unmistakable GMO funk: garlicky, savory, almost greasy in the best way. Underneath it all, Wedding Cake smooths it out with a creamy, sweet vanilla finish that ties the whole profile together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe smoke is heavy and flavorful. Inhale delivers a punch of tangy lemon and diesel, while the exhale coats your mouth in a rich blend of earthy garlic, sweet cream, and lingering citrus rind. It’s bold, slightly funky, and sticks with you long after the hit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe high is potent and well-rounded. It starts cerebral—euphoric, slightly spacey, and mood-lifting—before settling into a deep, calming body effect. You’ll feel relaxed but not completely shut down, making it perfect for unwinding while still staying tapped in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVisually, Lemon M\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eS*H brings that top-shelf appeal—dense, sticky buds with a frosted-out trichome layer, lime green and pale yellow tones, with occasional purple hues peeking through and bright orange hairs throughout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is that “real smoker” strain—the one that blends flavor and power, sweet and savory, clean and dirty. Loud in every category, and not for the lightweight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Huet's Takeout","offers":[{"title":"1\/4 oz","offer_id":51745648673064,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1\/2 oz","offer_id":51745648705832,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 oz","offer_id":51745648738600,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 oz","offer_id":51745648771368,"sku":null,"price":275.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 oz.","offer_id":51790521598248,"sku":null,"price":500.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/5474\/2568\/files\/IMG-1724.png?v=1777336529","url":"https:\/\/www.mvpdoorservice.com\/products\/lemon-m-a-s-h-h","provider":"Most Valuable Plug - Door Service","version":"1.0","type":"link"}